Alright, so I know it can be annoying when a Canadian talks about things that go on down in America but we can’t deny that the effects of poor decisions down there will be felt by us up here. The most recent story that has caught my attention was when presidential candidate Newt Gingrich went ahead and said that by the end of his second term (keep in mind, he hasn’t been elected for the first one yet) he’d like to have a colony on the.. fucking.. moon.

That’s right everyone, there will be a moon colony, and it WILL be American. It must be nice that they can spend more of their zero-dollars on something like that. I think we might as well call it “China’s American Moon Colony”. Is it possible that people support this? Will people vote for this man as president? The only WORSE decision would be Michelle Bachman because I’m fairly certain that her election will bring on the apocalypse.

So what do you think guys? Ready for a moon colony? You only have to vote for this guy TWICE to make that happen. God bless America.